cats, Criss Angel, felines, Halloween, horses, pets

Taking the Reins

Whoo-ha to you all, my loyal followers!

I am currently watching a horse doing some funny moves on the TV-screen. Right now it’s busy lifting one hoof slowly in the air, setting it down slowly, and then doing the same thing all over again while a lot of two-legged ones are clapping enthusiastically. Really, it’s a shame seeing a carrot muncher degrading himself in this way! Horses should have more pride and learn from us cats how to train their humans, instead of letting themselves be “dressaged” as it’s so fancily called…..

Here is a painting of a “showjumper” that ought to be in every arena to remind horses of their Inner Power:

Thelwell_Showjumper

I think this horse put on a lovely show, don’t you?

Which reminds me that it is time to take up the reins and launch myself into the Chinese New Year which just happens to be the Year of the Horse! But I guess you all knew that already, right?

It’s been the Chinese New Year since the first full moon at the end of January so by now we have all had a chance to feel its energies. A year of horsing around in lucky colours red , green and purple, sporting a jasmine buttonhole while playing on the horses marked with lucky numbers 3, 4 or 9, indulging in fun and games and adventures and making some fast decisions is what I understand it is all about.

Well, I am all for fast decisions- if I don’t like something up comes my Mighty Paw Mighty Quick! Lord Tiger got quite a surprise the other day when I EFFECTIVELY AND RAPIDLY took control over a new feathered wand…

And as for fun and games- we have plenty of those at our place being 4 lively Mouseketeers….

Sir Rufus is very good at thinking up new ways of moving stuff around and hiding things in unexpected places. Hiding behind doors and suddenly appearing is also one of his favourite passtimes.

Charlie Chaplin is our racehorse and he has incredible speed once he gets going. He is excellent at navigating- things in the living room often swing and sway dangerously once he starts galloping at maximum speed, but rarely does anything fall down and break…..And if it does we all BELIEVE it’s because bits and bobs ACTUALLY WANT to drop and break…. They were just waiting for a gentle nudge….

WOW ! Just found this painting as I was surfing the web. I want to be this feline imperial rider!!! I want to get my horse to stand up on two legs at my command and look fierce.

napoleon bonacat

Sorry, feline followers, but I must be off on a moonlight canter now. But first I must dive into the warderobe and dig out a red or green riding jacket, preferrably with a number 3 or 4 on it. I must also sport a sprig of jasmine in my lapel. My steed of choice will be a stuffed toy unicorn who lives in the bedroom windowseat who I am sure is ready for a lark! Then I will be all set for a bit of cross country in the bedroom where I am gonna enjoy bounding across my Mom’s legs over and over again, rearing up all ready to go-go on my enchanted imaginary steed, my feathered wand held victoriously in the air.

It will sure be a wild ride- and a wonderful way of starting off the New Year in the spirit of the horse! Wooohaa!!!!

HERKULES Riding Master extraordinaire

cats, Criss Angel, felines, Halloween, horses, pets

Taking the Reins

Whoo-ha to you all, my loyal followers!

I am currently watching a horse doing some funny moves on the TV-screen. Right now it’s busy lifting one hoof slowly in the air, setting it down slowly, and then doing the same thing all over again while a lot of two-legged ones are clapping enthusiastically. Really, it’s a shame seeing a carrot muncher degrading himself in this way! Horses should have more pride and learn from us cats how to train their humans, instead of letting themselves be “dressaged” as it’s so fancily called…..

Here is a painting of a “showjumper” that ought to be in every arena to remind horses of their Inner Power:

Thelwell_Showjumper

I think this horse put on a lovely show, don’t you?

Which reminds me that it is time to take up the reins and launch myself into the Chinese New Year which just happens to be the Year of the Horse! But I guess you all knew that already, right?

It’s been the Chinese New Year since the first full moon at the end of January so by now we have all had a chance to feel its energies. A year of horsing around in lucky colours red , green and purple, sporting a jasmine buttonhole while playing on the horses marked with lucky numbers 3, 4 or 9, indulging in fun and games and adventures and making some fast decisions is what I understand it is all about.

Well, I am all for fast decisions- if I don’t like something up comes my Mighty Paw Mighty Quick! Lord Tiger got quite a surprise the other day when I EFFECTIVELY AND RAPIDLY took control over a new feathered wand…

And as for fun and games- we have plenty of those at our place being 4 lively Mouseketeers….

Sir Rufus is very good at thinking up new ways of moving stuff around and hiding things in unexpected places. Hiding behind doors and suddenly appearing is also one of his favourite passtimes.
Charlie Chaplin is our racehorse and he has incredible speed once he gets going. He is excellent at navigating- things in the living room often swing and sway dangerously once he starts galloping at maximum speed, but rarely does anything fall down and break…..And if it does we all BELIEVE it’s because bits and bobs ACTUALLY WANT to drop and break…. They were just waiting for a gentle nudge….

WOW ! Just found this painting as I was surfing the web. I want to be this feline imperial rider!!! I want to get my horse to stand up on two legs at my command and look fierce.

napoleon bonacat

Sorry, feline followers, but I must be off on a moonlight canter now. But first I must dive into the warderobe and dig out a red or green riding jacket, preferrably with a number 3 or 4 on it. I must also sport a sprig of jasmine in my lapel. My steed of choice will be a stuffed toy unicorn who lives in the bedroom windowseat who I am sure is ready for a lark! Then I will be all set for a bit of cross country in the bedroom where I am gonna enjoy bounding across my Mom’s legs over and over again, rearing up all ready to go-go on my enchanted imaginary steed, my feathered wand held victoriously in the air.

It will sure be a wild ride- and a wonderful way of starting off the New Year in the spirit of the horse! Wooohaa!!!!

HERKULES Riding Master extraordinaire

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THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

Ok, feline followers, it seems as if the law of attraction is at work here.

You see, after I published my previous post about my SHORT BUT NOT SO SWEET modelling career I pulled the following card out of my oracle deck:

 

And the message of the card was to keep my eye on any unrelated events that might have something in common so that things start to fall into place in a smooth and positive  manner. ABSOLUTERLY Purrrrrrrfect……

Herkules- pull the Poirot out of your hat and “Start sleuthing!”

I didn’t have to search very far….

Now if you check out my previous post it ended with me telling my MOM that I was more than willing to pose for a photo sporting a fedora. And the following day  I get to see THIS on a site that belongs to an illusionist and his cat:

 

Little dude beat me to it! Honestly! This cat must have been reading my mind! And he does it really well!

Cudos to you , Hammie ( Hamlet )  you are a feline supermodel!

HAMMIE’S  housekeeper is an illusionist called Criss Angel whose folks apparently hail from sunny Greece.  Funny that since my name is Greek!

 And even funnier that my MOM at one point in time wrote a lot of papers on Shakespeare and stuff. Hamlet is one of her favourite characters  because she thinks he had a lot to say for himself and he said it jolly well. Well, looking at Hammie he looks as if he has plenty to say for himself. I bet he has that Criss dude properly housetrained with just a little touch of his magic paw!

I find it really funny that Criss calls himself a MINDFREAK when it is obvious that he is being MINDFREAKED by his cat 24/7!

 See what I mean???

I must admit that Hammie looks great in the hat outfit. I want one of those too I wonder if Hammie has a  whole hat warderobe to choose from…

Judging by the Housekeeper he seems to enjoy a bit of dressing up :

I would love to peek inside Hammie’s warderobe.Perhaps he has a  white smooth criminal style hat like my MOM wears in the summer. Perhaps I can borrow Hammie’s. After all , Vegas is just round the corner for us Mindfreaks, isn’t it?

Yes, of course My MOM is a smooth criminal….a very Smoooth one!

I am glad you asked-but please don’t ask me to explain.

What happens in Felineville stays in Felineville…

WELL, followers, must be off to look for more clues. I guess there is more syncronicity to come.

Stay posted for the latest from

 HERKULES ( Poirot)