Selma Viktoria, Charlie Chaplin and Herkules
We suspect he was a feline in disguise,
The slanteyed enigmatic Mr Mercury,
Singing with all his mighty might
Those high notes, fast notes, slow notes
Making Selma ,Charlie and me go
Not Slightly Mad but a little bit Gaga!
Don’t Stop Me Now-
So like Charlie travelling at the speed of light
around the house
Chasing a bird or an imaginary mouse
Me I’m more the Invisible tabby type
Hiding in closets giving Mom a fright
Selma Viktoria – a sweet pussycat lady
as long as she gets her own way
Otherwise LOUD vocal complaints
Matching Freddie on stage in his heyday
Scaramouche,, Scaramouche ,
Our Great Pretender
Won’t you please please
Teach us the Fandango?
Or give us a whirl with the Millionaire Waltz?
We put our tiny paws together
and give you an applause
It’s Your Birthday, Bismilla!