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SAUCY SARDINES!

Hellooo my feline followers!

The other day I was lying fast asleep in MY  bed when SUDDENLY there was a sound from the kitchen that made me open my eyes VERY quickly!

Could it be…might it be…..something smashing beginning with THE MAGICAL LETTER S?

MUST jump down off the lovely crisp and white comforter and check out what is going on! I don’t want to miss anything culinary  because it might just be one of my favourite dishes!!!

I decide to take a discreet peak, half hidden behind the kitchen door.

I see A LOT GOING ON!!!

My MOM is standing at the kitchen table , a fork in one hand and a tin of SARDINES in tomato sauce in the other. There is a TANTALIZING smell of toast combined with the scent of those tomatoesque sardines.

YUMMY  YUMMY YUM YUM!

My MOM suddenly turns her head-and our eyes lock. It is an intense moment when two gourmets look each other deep  in the eyes. 

My MOM breaks eye contact first …  

Suddenly she says “This is MY lunch” in a strangely strangled kind a voice….and she proceeds by buttering the toast and putting the two slices on a large plate. 

Charlie Chaplin suddenly sneaks right up to me so I quickly  nudge  him into the kitchen. After all, we need to do some teamwork in order to maximaize our persuasive powers!

Charlie is as you all know a paricularly smart feline so he  marches  right up to my MOM and rubs his head against her legs. Politely but with great determination! I SLOWLY lick my mouth  and let the tip of my tongue hang out an inch or so. MOMSY  looks at us both ,  sighs and says-

“Ok then, guys  we can S H A R E these sardines!”

Now Selma Viktoria starts to MIAUUUU VERY LOUDLY  and does a little step dance routine on the  cushions on the window seat!

My MOM looks at us all and sighs again and says” OK, I  L O V E  buttered toast!

The sardines are of course ALL YOURS!”

When we had eaten up every single morsel  of the sardines and licked up every drop of tomato sauce we began washing our paws. We are all agreed for once- 

SAUCY SARDINES  is such an  awesolutely delicious dish!

And what-about our MOM?

Well,she is SO lucky that we didn’t ask her for the buttered toast.

BECAUSE – she makes the BEST BUTTERED TOAST in the world!

HERKULES the GOURMET CAT

 

 

 

 

 

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KEEP WATCHIN’!

Rain, rain, RRRRRRAIN….

OUTside- sO I am awfully chuffed to be an INdoor cat today!!!

 “It is raining cats and dogs”, my MOM said when peering out thru the  misty bedroom window when she got out of bed this morning.

X CUSE me? Did I just hear “Raining  CATS and DOGS”?  W O W!

Sorry MOM, but this really is an extremely stupid thing to say. I and Charlie Chaplin spent a good few hours cosied up in the window seat searching  for cats and dogs lurking in the raindrops.

GUESS WHAT?

 We didn’t see a single one- not even the flick of a whisker! So either the raincats and dogs were travelling incognito or those humans don’t MUCH KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!

WELL, it wouldn’t be the first time humans were caught with their fingers in the  cookie tin LOL!!!

However,  a couple of smart Weather Girls sang  this song called “It’s raining MEN” and I think they  were more up to scratch than the rest of the human race. After all they must have had some sightings of dudes falling from the sky sporting trenchcoats and brollies to come up with the idea….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlbPw7WAqM&feature=related

This definately warrants further investigation from your favourite feline detectives!

So after a light lunch of lovely jubbely SARDINES in tomato sauce shared with MOM we decided to investigate those mysterious men in the rain.

Well,  I am

M O S T disappointed! There weren’t any guys hiding in the raindrops either….Neither with brollies nor without!

So I think Charlie and I will let go of this investigation and give our MOM a ginormous Cheshire cat grin next time she says”It’s raining cats and dogs” or she is dancing to  “It’s raining men”.

You see felines,  you have to KEEP WATCHIN  when the humans start making things up off the tops of their wee heads.

MOM just read what I wrote here and she laughingly informed us that these things being said about raining men and dogs and cats  were just sayings. And words in sayings don’t  actually mean what they mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish humans would say what they mean instead of saying what they DON’T mean. Any wonder they  get into SOOOO much trouble!

Well, we felines know MUCH MUCH BETTER! We ALWAYS say what we mean! We are pure purrfection …..

So therefore it is of PURRAMOUNT Importance to KEEP WATCHIN’!

HERKULES & CHARLIE

 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE SINGER!

FREDDIE MERCURY

“WITH FREDDIE, HOME WAS WHERE THE CATS WERE!”

BRILLIANT FELINE TWO LEGGED DUDE AND CAT LOVER!

Selma Viktoria, Charlie Chaplin and Herkules

We LOVE your voice!

It is soooo divine for a light snooze or for some serious deep sleep and magical dreams!

PURRRRRRRR!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2BQM0D01M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roeNc6COPTI

 

HERKULES