Since the laptop is free I am making the most of it and posting a little poem dedicated to
It is not a mushy slushy poem so you don’t need to throw up any hairballs in disgust when you read it! In fact it is quite witty!
I chose a photo of Michael wearing a cardigan which I know you’ll approve of since it’s the sort of thing you love to lie and cosy up to.
By Titania James
Michael Joseph Jackson!
Why did you have to go
And leave my world
So dull and dark and cold?
I want you back!
Was it because we put a pair of wings upon your back
And turned you into a superhuman fascination?
Was it the tabloids stretching you on the rack
Year in and year out of incessant character assassination?
Here I stand
I feel grand
I am the light of the world run away!
Yes, I want you back, Michael Joseph Jackson!
But you can forget about the stranger in the orange pants-
The tabloid junkie creation!
You can forget about the glittery gold pants-
sexy gyrations making dames swoon of all nations!
I want the MASTER and COMMANDER in the grey suit-
The director in control of his creation-
So cool-so smart -so human
A perfectionist at work, such a TRUE man!
I promise not to go bananas
Over a guy in red silk pyjamas!
I promise not to swoon
And slobber all over your chest like a demented loon!
Just accept a pair of magic slippers-
Some TLC from me to you-
A gift of LOVE from this Cinderella
To her goofy Rockin fella!
I KNOW that you secretly like Michael too, Herkules. I have caught you secretly smiling and nodding your head to a bit of Off the Wall!
So get those hips movin, Herkules.
And my butting in here, well, you can always BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE!