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THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

Ok, feline followers, it seems as if the law of attraction is at work here.

You see, after I published my previous post about my SHORT BUT NOT SO SWEET modelling career I pulled the following card out of my oracle deck:

 

And the message of the card was to keep my eye on any unrelated events that might have something in common so that things start to fall into place in a smooth and positive  manner. ABSOLUTERLY Purrrrrrrfect……

Herkules- pull the Poirot out of your hat and “Start sleuthing!”

I didn’t have to search very far….

Now if you check out my previous post it ended with me telling my MOM that I was more than willing to pose for a photo sporting a fedora. And the following day  I get to see THIS on a site that belongs to an illusionist and his cat:

 

Little dude beat me to it! Honestly! This cat must have been reading my mind! And he does it really well!

Cudos to you , Hammie ( Hamlet )  you are a feline supermodel!

HAMMIE’S  housekeeper is an illusionist called Criss Angel whose folks apparently hail from sunny Greece.  Funny that since my name is Greek!

 And even funnier that my MOM at one point in time wrote a lot of papers on Shakespeare and stuff. Hamlet is one of her favourite characters  because she thinks he had a lot to say for himself and he said it jolly well. Well, looking at Hammie he looks as if he has plenty to say for himself. I bet he has that Criss dude properly housetrained with just a little touch of his magic paw!

I find it really funny that Criss calls himself a MINDFREAK when it is obvious that he is being MINDFREAKED by his cat 24/7!

 See what I mean???

I must admit that Hammie looks great in the hat outfit. I want one of those too I wonder if Hammie has a  whole hat warderobe to choose from…

Judging by the Housekeeper he seems to enjoy a bit of dressing up :

I would love to peek inside Hammie’s warderobe.Perhaps he has a  white smooth criminal style hat like my MOM wears in the summer. Perhaps I can borrow Hammie’s. After all , Vegas is just round the corner for us Mindfreaks, isn’t it?

Yes, of course My MOM is a smooth criminal….a very Smoooth one!

I am glad you asked-but please don’t ask me to explain.

What happens in Felineville stays in Felineville…

WELL, followers, must be off to look for more clues. I guess there is more syncronicity to come.

Stay posted for the latest from

 HERKULES ( Poirot)

 

 

 

banter, cats, humour, Magic, pets, Uncategorized

CAT IN A HAT-NOT ME THANKS!

Hey there guys!

Our MOM went on a course last weekend. She was gonna learn to make hats. Well, more like mini cocktail hats not proper fedoras or trilbys.RIDICULOUS stuff that dames plonk on their heads for parties and weddings. I saw some of those at the Royal Wedding and I HAT to look away….Hahaha!!!

Well, MOMSY  was all excited and enthusiastic last Saturday morning because of the hat course – of course!!!

A wee bit hysterical as well, I might add…

It was really most entertaining watching her rushing around the house chasing the small green feathers that she had put ready to take to the course the night before.

Charlie had found them and scattered them all over the bedroom floor. A few were hidden UNDER the bed LOL! Both Charlie and me enjoyed watching her stretching to reach them. Boy, did she get all hot and bothered!!! Purrrrrrrr….

Anyways, off she went and came home a few hours later, tired but inspired! 

She told us she was making a hat in the shape of a green leaf that would be decorated with feathers and some crystal buttons- and perhaps some ribbon. She said it was inspired by Peter Pan, Michael Jackson and Robin Hood!

She told us that we would LOVE it!

Selma, Charlie and I looked sceptical. Feathers, YES, super duper. But we had already had fun with the feathers.. Why stick them on a hat? That would hardly make them more fun  now would it?

And since when did Peter Pan and co do anything to inspire us felines?

 No, EXACTERLEY. Glad you agree, folks!

Sunday morning off she went in a hurry ! We ignored  the alarm! It was “Liberian Girl” and since this is a very relaxing song  we went back to sleep for an hour or so…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3V-7DEAgdc&feature=related

And very nice snooze it was too….Dreamt of twittering birds that I was teaching to Moonwalk….

Back from the course with a BIG SMILE on her face our MOM went into twittering overload. She  and OOOHD and she AAAHHD while proudly displaying the “HAT”.

Well, she was welcome to OOHHH and AAAHHH as much as she liked but then she suddenly tried to put the monster on my head.

First I treated her to THE LOOK:

She didn’t quite get it so when the green and weird feathery “MONSTER” approached my head for the second time I took my left front paw and hurled it into the furthest corner of the kitchen. Charlie and Selma watched this drama evolve with great enthusiasm. MOM was a bit perturbed and muttered something about Monster matching my green eyes so perfectly…..

I don’t care! I am NOT doing a PHOTOSHOOT posing as some stupid dame at a Cocktail party! I am a feline superhero for goodness sake! WOLVERINE -that’s me, complete with claws and all!

So I came up with a cunning plan.  With a bit of persuasion I got Reddy Teaddy to do the honours. He may not be the ideal hat model but at least it put a smile on MOM’s face.

OOPPS! As you can see I had a hard time getting Reddy Teddy to say “Cheese”!

But he is giving a salute so he is at least a bit proud of this modelling assignment!

MOM-  next time you decide to make a hat, make it a mini fedora.

 THEN we can start negotiating a photoshoot!

HERKULES