cats, humour, Magic, michael jackson, pets, Uncategorized

I HAVE BEEN FRAMED!

H E L P!
The housekeeper AKA our MOM took some photos of me the other evening- and that’s OK! As you all know by now  I L O V E posing!

AND-  if I may say so- I am atrue  natural in front of the camera.

There are loads of great photos of me around the house, in gold frames, silver frames, funny frames, heartshaped diamond frames…..

Thanks for all the admiring noises, guys! I love compliments- makes me go all furry and purry…..


HOWever-
The problem is that this particular  photo my MOM took when I was lying in bed, resting after a light snack. There I was drifting off to sleep and dreaming of chasing sweet little lady cats , making my moves and grooves, having a fabolous time.

Then 

ALL OF A SUDDEN!

I felt cramped!  Someone  was bunging me into a horrid beastly gold frame! I felt stuck,  like that little girl Alice  when she suddenly started growing down there in that tiny narrow rabbit hole. I  opened first one eye and then the other, cautiously taking in my surroundings. I could hardly move! I was STUCK, I was trapped inside a stupid horrid NASTY gold frame! 

I suddenly realized  what it must be like to be hanging in an art gallery or a museum. Poor portraits, they are just hanging there waiting for someone to set them free, bring them down off the wall!

I started wrestling and clawing and miauuuwauuuuing- louder and LOUDER and LOUDER!

And  then ALL OF A SUDDEN  I felt a soft hand on my belly and  scent of Dior in nostrils… An anxious voice whispered in my ear ” Herkules, baby, what is wrong? You should never have eaten those 5 shrimps, they are giving you bad dreams!”
 

 OMG! It was just a DREAM, well a NIGHTMARE  in fact. But nightmares don’t last forever and I simply rolled over and had a ginormous big streeetch  – and realized I was free to rock and roll to my heart’s delight!
Thank you, MOM, I LOVE YOU AND I will NOT chase any other ladies. Not even in my dreams, promise, promise!!!

FYI

I have dispersed with those nasty shrimps. How horrid of them to give me a nightmare! I think I will stay away from them for a loooong while.

At least til next week!

Meanwhile- here is something nice for The Lady In MY Life- my MOM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2S3RgEmy1A

HERKULES

humour, Magic, Uncategorized, Valentine's Day

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

 

HELLO THERE, MY FELINE FOLLOWERS!

Guess what?

I am SOOO  excited because it is St VALENTINE’S Day tomorrow!

It is a day of sharing love and affection! Which makes me go all fuzzzy and lovey dovey !

And  this means that we ALWAYS  get extra treats from our MOM!  

MOM- You are SIMPLY  THE BEST! XO

But now I am gonna tell you that we always have a SPECIAL PHOTOSHOOT  for St Val’s where we felines have to try and look extra loving and smoochy.

Well, this is something that I am rather good at -pure genius as a matter of fact. So I always enjoy these photo sessions. 

Look at my photo and you will see what I mean:

I look VERY lovable here – and I like the two hearts. This photo is actually PURRFECT!  

My MOM however, kept on  taking more photos “just in case”, whatever that may mean… Humans, they are kind a weird at times… Anyways , as I was getting bored I yawned and then I fell asleep, using the hearts as a pillow.Zzzzzzzzzz

Charlie and Selma would for the most part prefer to left out of photo shoots unless they are in Diva mode !!!

If they are NOT in DIVA mode and ready to flirt with the camera they either fall asleep or start chasing something or other or roll around…

BUT if they have to take part anyway  THEY DO IT THEIR WAY! Here is Charlie Chaplin who is shy, doing a  great job:

Look at him – so adorable, busily peeking out through the window, contemplating which card to push down on to the floor next. This deck is his very favourite one as it has cats on it.

Charlie is the Prince of Hearts LOL!

Now where is Selma’s best photo? Oh,here it is.She talked the whole time and tried to strangle the little teddy bear you see in the photo. Tough Love Selma style:

Well, little Valentine teddy looks happy. grinning from ear to ear. Perhaps he likes Selma’s rough but loving attention!

MOM was pretty pleased with the Valentine photo shoot.

So I hope we will receive some great treats tomorrow. I think there might be something fun in a rather interesting bag hidden in the closet and something SLICIOUS in the fridge…

 I am going to bed to dream about it all  and will leave u guys with a little something to show my appreciation :

Continue reading “HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!”

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Welcome Rabbit Year!

Hi there my Fab Feline Fans!

HAPPY NEW RABBIT YEAR from ME to YOU all!

So we have now left the feline Tiger year behind us and are being invaded by grass chewing vegetarians with very loooong ears and twitching noses! I must confess I loved the Tiger theme but OK, I will do my best to welcome this little guy to my family. Here he is, guys:

I just LOVE those long ears of his- I simply must have a go at STREEETCHING them out over the arms of that chair:

I think I will call him CHRISTOPHER RABBIT, after Criss Angel, a cat lover who is a wiz with cards and stuff like that. As you can see Christopher has brought some cards with him. I hope that he will entertain us all in the months ahead. Perhaps teach us some tricks… That would be good fun. And I know Mom admires this Angel character. Her dad is an amateur magician so i guess that is why she likes these strange kind-a -guys…. HOWEVER- I lIKE the dude because  he happens to be an admirer of felines. He understands what it’s all about.He has  cat called Hamlet, HAMMIE for short. BTW I am HERK for short ( to my friends and admirers ).

I have studied the Angel closely and have seen that he is most respectful and in fact IN AWE of his cat, just as he ought to be. He is QUITE intelligent for a two-legged dude, this Angel character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r5_orC2QBw

“Hammie trained Criss!” Did you guys hear that? The smartest words to come out of the mouth of a two-legged person. AWESOME!!!

What was that you whispered in my ear, Charlie? That YOU are a rabbit??? Noooooooo, you are a cat, just like  me and SelmaViktoria. And  of course like our MOM, the leopard in disguise.

You DO keep on nattering in my ear, Charlie! I am trying to hit the right keys here and you are making it SOOO difficult for me…

WHAT WAS THAT? 

1999? What about it?

You were BORN in that year so that means you are a rabbit?

Charlie, please let me Herkules explain this to you.Your being born in this year does NOT make you a bunny rabbit. It means that you have certain qualities that the rabbit year gives you. Let me check out what you have found while surfing around. Hmm, hmmm, OK, DUDE, here is what it says:

People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious. They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste. Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky. They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind. Rabbit people seldom lose their temper. They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract. They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise.

Hmmm, methinks I will have to keep a check on Charlie and those online gambling sites. Not to mention the decks of cards that we have around Casa mia. I have seen Charlie throwing some looong looks at a certain deck featuring cats. And I can see that  he is also very keen to see what Christopher Rabbit has up his furry sleeve.

OMG, this Rabbit Year is sure to keep me VERY busy!

HERKULES